In the mood of sharing horror stories.. These are stories that I have heard from other people..

Story 1

My aunt recently went to a chalet.. They were happily telling ghost stories.. After that.. They proceeded to splash water at each other..

What she didn't know that something followed her home and complained to her father that when they were playing with the water, they actually splashed till it. It was rather angry because it did not offend my aunt, why did she splash water on it?

Well.. She did not tell anyone that she splashed water with her friends at the chalet so when her father asked her she was rather shocked that he knew. Then she knew that something followed her home..

Well there was nothing left to do except to apologise to it and 超度(I do not know how to explain this but I can roughly explain "a process that the buddhists believe that it will release the spirits from their suffering. Somehow chanting prayers for them and stuff.") it.

So.. I guess.. Don't tell horror stories at chalets and don't splash water at each other? Mind you.. It's a true story. I heard it last week.

Story 2

two ghost met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : how u died?

2nd ghost : i died of cold

1st ghost : how does it feel when dying in cold?

2nd ghost : actually i was imprison in refrigerator. at first i was shivering, then my whole body started to frozen, later i felt the whole world was dark and i died. fortunately, i died with not much suffering.

1st ghost : what a pity for u....

2nd ghost : how about u? how u died?

1st ghost : i died of heart attacked.

2nd ghost : i see, how u had a heart attacked?

1st ghost : actually i found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. one day when i came back from work, i saw a pair of male shoes outside of my house. then i realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. when i rush into the bedroom, my wife was alone. i must find where that bastard is hiding. so i search the toilet, i ran to downstairs, look in the storeroom, but the bastard was not found. so, i ran upstairs and search the wardrobe, but i found nothing. because i was too tired of running, i got heart attacked and died.

2nd ghost : why not u look for the bastard in the fridge? if you did, both of us were alive now!

Story 3

When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the jungle. Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home late as there won't be any transport after a certain time.

One night, before going home, I ta pao kueh teow soup for supper. I was late and waited for the taxi/bus but there was none. I was getting worried as the night was getting darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles to take me home.

There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took pity on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his motorbike.

On the way home, we passed by a temple. At night, the temple looked spooky within.

At first, the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was approaching, the motorcyclist eyes grew bigger and bigger.

His kind face turned to a face of anger. He was muttering something loud but was not audible to me. I was so scared that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face.

Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and then yelled at me.

"Your kueh teow tng is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can you please move it away???"

Story 4

When I was young, I have two friends who were very close to each other. They played with each other everyday. It was like, when you see A, you would see B next to him. They were always together.

A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner, without fail, he would ask for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice, etc.

One day, A involved in an accident and died. B was devastated. B went to the cemetery to pray everyday. He would go to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice with an egg on top to be offered to A when he went to pray to him.

The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside! B was petrified. He thought, must be A who came and took the fried egg away.

The same thing happened the next day and the day after that. B was confused. So, one day, he asked the chef to make the same fried rice with a fried egg again. Then, he went to the cemetery to offer it to A.
Curious, he opened the box to check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no fried egg in the box after all. Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the restaurant and demanded to see the Chef. "Where is the fried egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside!! You have cheated me for a few days now! Gimme back my money!!"

Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box - the fried egg was inside the box.


The Chef said, "Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder you cannot see the egg!!"

Story 5

When I was young, I went to town to work with a group of friends during our summer holidays of two months. Being young and away from home for the first time, we drank and smoke like nobody's business.

One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus down to go home.

Being tired, we slept in the bus. It had been awhile that I fell asleep. I was awake by the chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I was the last passenger. I looked in front to check out for the driver. But the driver was no where in sight. Yet, the bus was moving.

I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was not dreaming. The night was dark and cold. I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as hard as I could to get away.

Then I heard someone yelled at me from behind the bus.

"Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push the bus!" yelled the bus driver.

I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke down while I was asleep.

Story 6

A group of primary school kids were curious about this "Saucer Spirit" as all primary school kids were. It was a hit during my primary school days not sure about now.

Anyway! This 4 boys were really curious about this "game". They decided to go to the school at night to play the game. They secretly left their house when everyone fell asleep.

They gathered in their classroom and began playing the game.. They were very amazed when the saucer moved by itself and answered whatever questions they ask correctly.

When it was Tom's turn, he asked something and suddenly the saucer started moving out of control!!

Everyone started to get very scared and 1 of them even cried. They asked Tom what did he ask the saucer spirit to make the spirit so angry.

Tom said

"I only asked how fast the saucer spirit can run.."


- Story 2 - 5, I received them in E-mails
- Story 6, I heard this on TV okay!!

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Just another question..

Do you return your trays after you finish your meals at the fast food joints?

1) No
2) Yes
3) Others Please State.