Yo guys, time flies man, i am in the last week of my PTP. Still cant pass my pull-ups. Sucks.
My company is a very interesting company. The commanders are all so funny lol. Let me share some of the funnier quotes that they have mentioned.
"You guys have gf outside right? But you all know what is true love?"
"True love is the insertion of your erection into her middle section to facilitate your ejaculation without her rejection."
"For those who chao keng, everytime wanna skip training one arh. You better make sure i dont get evidence of your chao keng. I will squeeze your balls until your eyes pop out i tell you."
"You know why we started with this buddy system in Tekong? So that you will not meet any of our 'Tekong friends'. Let me remind you that masturbation in camp is an offence, as for humping ... just keep the volume low."
Ok man, i shall stop here, booking in after dinner. Sadz. Next week i'm going to post ghost stories ~
